the aftermath
6:45:00 PM
Wanna hear an anti-climatic story ?
It all began with a gal, a first time virgin waxing wannabe sauntering along Amoy Street wrecked with wretched anxiety. Though terrified, she still managed a quick stop to a fancy schmansy cake shop with an equally smashing name " The Patissier ".
OoOOOo, how that rolls off the tongue eh. ;)
So, steeling herself, up she climbed the steps leading to the 'pain chamber'.
BUT alas, this is where the anti-climatic part comes in. Upon closer inspection, rolled sleeves ( i mean you obviously can't wear sleeveless tees with pits like that right ? ) and an even faster beating heart, she was told it wasn't long enough. What wasn't enough? Eeeks, her 'bulu ketiak' of course. Haha, boy you wouldn't have heard a louder sigh of relief anywhere else i bet! :)
I am most delighted to be the bearer of semi-good news , you'd be happy to know it absolutely doesn't hurt for the pits to be waxed. Nothin, nada, zilch, NO pain whatsoever cuz a gal pal actually went through the whole enchilada. BUT, the bubble's about to be burst as the waxist did nonchalantly drop, a first time Brazilian would be painful. I sOo know she meant EXCRUCIATINGLY painful but of course, being ever so business-oriented, she just lulled angelically , " You'll just probably say ouch once or twice la. " Yeah right! More like like a hyena-esque YEOUCHHHHH !
So, there you have it. I didn't do it. Em' 'bulus' will hafta be grown another cm or two for better results. Ewwwww. I can't wear my fave singlets or anything that reveals my pits in any way. Kinda gross eh ? Brings us right back to the Neandarthal era with chest-thumping beasts and women in their 'au naturel' state with vine-line pits and all. Urghhhhh!
My poor, poor baby who'll hafta bear with his Neandarthal-like fiancee.
* rolls with laughter *
:P
waxing? urghhhh
1:15:00 PM
Typing this during lunch break :)
There'e no one around cept for me...me...me!
This is just pure heaven, i miss writing.I miss replying to all your lovely tags.
Today is D-day. Why you might ask?I'm taking the plunge.
Inspired by a certain blogger's courage,
i'm takin that gooey,pain-ridden plunge. Yes, I'm going for a waxing session today.
* i'm sure you all know who i'm talkin bout by now *
No, no. Not the Brazilian kind, i'm not THAT brave yet.
Baby steps, baby steps. Today it's the pits, tomorrow who knows?
I AM a lil nervous. No, make that a LOT nervous. So wish me luck y'all.
* gulps *